
SOLD OUT - VANISHING
IRELAND
All 9000 copies of Vanishing Ireland sold out in less
than eight weeks. The new book, written with photographer James Fennell, charted
at No. 8 on Ireland's Hardback Non-Fiction Bestseller List and was a massive
hit nationwide over Christmas 2006. A second edition of the book and a TV
documentary go into production in January 2007.
Ghost of the Empire
Turtle is currently working as historical consultant and scriptwriter
for John
Henry Foley - Ghost of the Empire, a one-hour documentary from Loopline
Films that looks at the life and works of the controversial Victorian sculptor.
Turtle is also soon to feature in a documentary about the Irish President,
Erskine Childers.

Book of the Month - LIVING
IN SRI LANKA
The Financial Times proclaimed Living in Sri Lanka,
the interiors book by Turtle Bunbury and James Fennell, to be "a sumptuous
portrait of an unforgettable architectural landscape" and Elle Decoration
nominated it their Hot Summer Read. The book was published by Thames &
Hudson. Turtle's articles on Sri Lanka have been published in The Sunday
Express, The Independent, The Irish Times and The Scotsman.
Travel Journalist of the Year 2005
Turtle Bunbury won the Travel Extra Longhaul Journalist of the Year Award
at the RDS Travel Show in Dublin in January 2006. A feature article on Sri
Lanka for Abroad Magazine was singled out for special mention.

EASON'S RECOMMENDED
Turtle's 2005 book, The
Landed Gentry and Aristocracy of Co. Wicklow, recieved a special
recommendation from Eason's Bookshops following a series of glowing reviews
from customers.
Turtle's debut book, The Landed Gentry & Aristocracy of Co. Kildare, was launched in Castletown House, Celbrdige, Co. Kildare by the Hon Desmond Guinness in Dece,ber 2004.
(This article was originally written in 2000AD for a light-hearted travel website).
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For details of Carlow's historic jewellery collection and a photograph of Turtle and his wife Ally Bunbury, see "The History Ring of Carlow".
Carlow Town
Once among the most turbulent frontier towns of Norman and then English
rule, Carlow is today a town that can only get better and better. Back in
the mid to late 20th century, Carlow could not have been much worse. Its
fine buildings were limited to a classical Court House, a Gothic Cathedral,
a few Georgian townhouses, some nostalgic Victorian shop-fronts and an enormous
dolmen. The population seemed entirely subject to the whims and fancies
of the bosses at the town's Braun and Siucra (Sugar Beet) factories. There
wasn't a whole lot of craic to be had. But then a heroic local TD (Irish
members of parliament) managed to convince the powers that be to provide
Carlow with a third level college, known today as the Carlow IT (Institute
of Technology). Kilkenny City, 30 miles to the west, had been in the offing
for the college but the TD convinced the government that giving it to Carlow
would provide a much needed lifeline for the struggling town. The first
students rolled into Carlow during the 1980s, thirsty for a pint and somewhere
to boogie by night. Carlow's resurrection had begun.
A Norman Frontier
Post
Carlow takes its name from the Irish word 'Catherlagh', referring to a large
rock at the centre of the town which was once surrounded by water. The Normans
erected a timber castle here in about 1180 but it was inevitably burned
down by disgruntled clansmen in the surrounding neighbourhood. How did they
light fires in those days anyhow? At any rate, the Normans duly twigged
that stone castles fare better than wooden ones and so a new and rather
large castle was erected between 1207 and 1213 by Strongbow's son-in-law,
the celebrated jousting champion and all round chivalrous knight, William
Marshall, Earl of Pembroke. The castle was of immense strategic
value to the Norman conquest of Ireland being located in the heart of the
MacMurrough kingdom (ie: the former kingdom of Strongbow's father-in-law
Dermot MacMurrough, King of Leinster) as well as affording a strategic crossing
point across the River Barrow. The town was walled in 1361 by Lionel,
Duke of Clarence.
Less than 50 years later, Art MacMurrough, ancestral King of Leinster,
captured both town and castle and burned the entirety. During the Desmond
Wars against Queen Elizabeth I's army, Carlow was again captured, in 1577,
by Rory Og O More. During the Confederate Wars, Oliver Cromwell's
republican forces laid siege to the castle in 1650, slaughtering the defending
garrison at its conclusion.
The town was the scene of one of the more brutal massacres of 1798.
The Six Bs
Over the course of the 18th and 19th century, the borough and county of
Ireland were largely represented in parliament by a member of the "Six
B's", that is one of the six main landowning families in Carlow whose
name happened to begin with B. These were the Brownes, Bruens, Butlers,
Bagenals, Beechers and a particularly caddish clan called the Bunburys.
Another family of prominence was the Kavanaghs, descendents of the McMurrough
Kings of Leinster of whom their most celebrated member was The Incredible
Art Kavanagh, a man born without limbs who nonetheless managed to travel
the world and represent Carlow in Westminster Parliament. Despite the inevitable
turbulence which flared up across Carlow - particularly during the 1798
Rebellion and the rise of Daniel O'Connell - Carlow Town enjoyed
a period of relative prosperity during this era.
Like many an Irish town, Carlow had a booming industry in the export of
woollen yarn to England.Notable buildings erected in the early 19th century
included a grand Catholic Cathedral, the Greek Revival Court House and train
station to greet the Great Southern & Western Railway. Carlow became
the first town outside Dublin to have electric street lighting when the
Alexander's of Milford successfully creating a water-generator on the Barrow.
Battle of Carlow,
May 25th 1798
When the rebellion broke out in the spring of '98, the Carlow United Irishmen
were headed up by a young brogue-maker named Mick Heydon. He succeeded to
the leadership when his commanding officer, Peter Ievers, was arrested
with several other influential United Irishmen at Oliver Bond's house in
March of that year. By the midde of May, the British authorities had become
deeply alarmed by the sudden and ferocious outburst of rebellion across
Leinster. Almost every garrison had retreated from the Pale to the headquarters
in Naas. Only the garrisons of Athy and Carlow remained where they had originally
been stationed. Heydon had been having a hard time keeping his men inspired
during the dark months before the uprising. He now saw an opportunity to
give the lads a big morale booster. He split his 4000 strong volunteer force
into three different columns and called in a fourth from across the Barrow
in Queen's County (now County Laois). The pikemen were then instructed to
meet up in Carlow's Potato Market for a big fireworks display round
about 2:00 am on the 25th May.
Heydon seems to have been under the impression that the yeomen, officers
and citizens of Carlow would be pleased as punch to see thousands of pike-wielding
rebels storm their town. Such was not the case. The inhabitants of Carlow
remained loyal to the Dublin Government. Worse still for the rebels, the
alert garrison commander in Carlow was well prepared for an assault and
had placed his forces - two companies of militia, several yeomanry corps
and a posse of the Ninth Dragoons - in strategic positions around
the town.
At 2:00am on the 25th May, the rebels jubilantly marched straight into an
ambush. The ferocious racket of musket fire resounded across the town's
rooftops and down its many alleyways, compounded by the screams of dying
men and women. The optimistic pikemen were rapidly converted into a mound
of corpses. More than 500 men were killed before a devastated Mick Heydon
sounded the retreat. A further 200 were later executed. Witnesses said the
stench was only unbearable, made worse by the fact half the town was on
fire. Some 3000 rebels managed to escape and headed east past Rathvilly
to the small village of Hacketstown. Here a brave loyalist garrison somehow
managed to hold the fort and keep them at bay. The remains of 417 of the
rebels killed in the Potato Market were buried across the River Barrow at
Graigue in a site known as the Croppie's Grave.
Carlow Castle
Once upon a time Carlow Castle was a magnificent rectangular Norman fortress
with a round turret on each corner dominating the landscape for miles around.
It had been built on an a rock, surrounded by water, between 1207 and 1213.
An earlier manor made of timber and earth was erected on the site circa
1180 by Hugh de Lacy for John de Clahull, the Norman baron who held 'Catharlogh'
(aka 'the Stone on the Lake', or Carlow). By the time of King John's reign,
de Clahull has fallen from grace and a new castle was required, both to
secure this strategic crossing point over the River Barrow and to keep the
troublesome Leinster natives subdued. It's original occupant was William
Marshall, Earl of Pembroke, then the most influential and wealthy
Anglo-Norman magnate in the British Isles.
For centuries the castle stood up to all manner of assault from MacMurrough
chieftains and other renegades. Not even Cromwell's canons managed to knock
down its mighty walls when they captured the castle in 1650.
Then, in 1814, along came a well-meaning scientist called Dr. Middleton
who reckoned the castle would make for an excellent lunatic asylum. The
only drawback was the size of the windows, a series of irregular wall-slits
through which Norman archers once poked their yew-wood crossbows and riddled
the backsides of rowdy McMurrough rebels. Dr. Middleton gamely tried to
expand these slits into decent windows by placing gunpowder along their
sills. It was a disaster. Three out of four walls of Carlow Castle were
blown to smithereens. I don't know what happened to the doctor. Maybe he
hasn't landed yet.
Amusing as it is, the destruction of Carlow Castle was a great pity and
robbed the town of one of its finest architectural gems.
That said, somebody has done an earnest job on the maintenance of the one
remaining stonewall. A formal avenue of pleached lime trees has been planted
to the rear of the castle, lending a dignified French air to the Norman
remains. The designer has evidently attempted to replicate the original
castle with a series of avenues and circles where the original walls and
turrets would have been. The project must have cost upwards of £50,000.
The only downside on my last visit was that the shrubbery appeared to be
poorly maintained, while the only accessible turret stank like a badger's
bottom and boasted a carefully secreted mattress coated in bird shite sheets.
That aside, the remaining wall of Carlow Castle stands as an impressive
and surreal monument to the Anglo-Norman occupation of Ireland.
And if you're feeling hungry, there's a fine Thai Restaurant across the
road.
Carlow Court House
Built in 1830 by the Clonmel based architect William Vitruvius Morrison
(1794 - 1838), Carlow Court House is considered one of the finest Neo-Classical
buildings in Ireland. The Neo-Classical movement in Ireland gained much
ground during the 19th century, particularly under James Gandon (who
designed Dublin's Four Courts). The buildings were essentially Roman, and
later Greek, in inspiration, based on notes made by individual architects
during field trips to Italy and Greece or on the etchings of the great Piranesi
and publications such as Antiquities of Athens by Stuart &
Revett (1762, 1790). Morrison's father, Sir Richard Morrison developed
this Neo-Classical style during the Napoleonic Wars, along with his arch-rival,
Francis Johnston.
By the 1820s, the Greek Revival movement had taken a hold throughout Europe
and the United States. The 1820s was a decade when minds were serious, sober
and - if you ask me - downright glum. Maybe everyone was just plain exhausted
by the previous 40 years of bloody revolution and warfare. At any rate,
architects decided to reflect the new thought by designing structures to
be
well, serious, sober and downright glum. Buildings were stripped
of all unnecessary distractions or embellishments. Every aspect was clearly
distinguished. There was no room for messing about. The net result was a
heap of brand new, rather imposing buildings, generally Court Houses and
Prisons, that wagged a stern finger at any who dared to mock or snort or
chuckle without permission.
Carlow Court House was modelled on the Greek Parthenon. It is built
in the more graceful Ionic style with 12 free-standing columns supporting
the roof. Morrison was also responsible for the Court House in Tralee, County
Kerry. Neither of these buildings are quite as stern as other Greek Revival
structures, although they are no less imposing for this.
I got to know Carlow Court House quite well when summoned for jury service
in the closing weeks of the 20th century. The case was to be a highly complex
and tedious fraud issue. 200 potential jurors were imprisoned in
the Court House for close on two days before the lawyers managed to swindle
a dozen of us into volunteering. The main hazard of being a juror is that
your company is meant to carry on paying your wage regardless of how many
weeks you have to remain in court. I secured my freedom from such obilgations
by reasoning that I was self-employed and, should the court case last longer
than a week, I would be left with no alternative but to resort to fraud.
William Vitruvius
Morrison
Born in Clonmel in 1794, William Vitruvius Morrison was the second son of
Sir Richard Morrison, the Cork-born workaholic who designed so many
of Ireland's houses, villas and public buildings in the early 19th century.
[EG: Fota Island (Co. Cork) and Castlegar (Co. Galway)]. In
contrast, W.V. Morrisson appears to have been rather a delicate, sensitive
sort of soul, prone to depression, perhaps on account of his father's persistent
refusal to regard him as anything more than a snivelling nuisance. At the
age of 15 he produced a plan for Ballyheigue Castle in County Kerry.
He studied abroad in England and later in Paris and Rome. It was in England
that he came to admire the elegance of the Tudor and Jacobean styles, which
he later adopted when his father finally allowed him to assist with the
designs of Kilruddery House (1820) in Bray for the Earl of Meath and Fota
Island (1825) in County Cork for the Earls of Barrymore. After his
father's death, WV Morrison went on to design Carlow and Tralee Court House,
as well as Borris House (in County Carlow) for the MacMurrough-Kavanagh
family, Mount Stewart (in County Down) for the Marquess of Londonderry
and Baron's Court (in County Tyrone) for the Duke of Abercorn.
St. Patrick's College
One of the oldest Catholic seminaries in Ireland opened in 1795 to educate
priests following a relaxation of the Penal Laws against Catholic education.
Carlow Cathedral
The Carlow Nationalist had a bit of craic a few years back when they
published a photograph of the town's mighty Gothic Revival Cathedral (built
between 1828 and 1833) with the famous spire carefully airbrushed out. It
was April 1st and the story ran that the spire had been knocked down by
a helicopter. Apparently certain old and devout readers of the paper damned
near died of a heart attack at the news. And even the Vatican was
on the blower protesting that this was all in very bad taste.
The Cathedral was one of the first Catholic churches to be built after Daniel
O'Connell's success in securing Catholic Emancipation in 1829. The
perpendicular semi-Gothic design is by Thomas Cobden, and indicates
the beginning of a new age in Gothic Revival architecture set to sweep the
British Isles on the eve of Queen Victoria's accession.
Sir John Macneill & Carlow Train Station
The station was built in 1846 to the design of Sir John Macneill
(1793 - 1880), the Louth born civil engineer who had erected the massive
passenger shed at Kingsbridge (Heuston Station) in Dublin a year earlier.
A lieutenant in the Louth Militia from 1811 -1815, John Macneill
had gone to England at the close of the Napoleonic Wars to find work as
an engineer. He soon chanced to become one of Thomas Telford's principal
assistants during that man's phenomenal era of road and bridge building
in Scotland and England during the 1820s. Macneill has set himself up as
a consultant engineer in 1834, with offices in London and Glasgow. His skill
and application encouraged the House of Commons to commission him to undertake
a survey of northern Ireland for the railways. Moving into the family home
at Mount Pleasant, County Louth, he duly completed the Drogheda -
Dublin line and, on the completion of the Kildare section of the Great
Western & Southern Railway in 1844, he experienced the pleasure
of having Her Majesty Queen Victoria gently attempting to slice his ears
off and make him a knight.
He was 1st Professor of Civil Engineering at Trinity College Dublin from
1842 to 1852 and was later created a Fellow of the Royal Society.
During his later years he went blind and retired. He died on 2nd March 1880
at Cromwell Road in South Kensington, London.
The station was built to welcome coal-faced passengers off the new Great
Southern & Western Railway which arrived in Carlow in 1846. Macneill's
penchant for Jacobean stepped gables are still in evidence today. Ain't
it a crying shame that they don't make train stations, or indeed
trains, like they used to.
Carlow Museum
Located on Centaur Street off the Haymarket and to the rear of the Town
Hall, the museum contains a fine smattering of bits and bobs from Carlow's
past including furniture, crockery, clothing, folk instruments and the trapdoor
last used for public hanging outside Carlow Gaol in 1820 when 20,000 grizzly
old hags showed up for the occasion. 20,000 people came to watch him die!
And you thought Reality TV was bad. Open May - Sept, daily.
Local Heroes
John Tindal: This is the man who worked out why the sky is blue.
I don't know what his answer was, but he did considerably better than a
Finnish contemporary who wrote a long thesis maintaining that the sea level
fell because there was a hole in the bottom of the ocean. There is now a
pub called the John Tindal in his honour.
George Bernard Shaw: The connection may be tenuous but GBS's aunt
and mothers' family came from Carlow. The Nobel Laureate also donated over
a dozen proprieties to Carlow. Over the past 60 years, the income generated
from these properties has generated funding for numerous projects undertaken
by voluntary organizations, including the erection and maintenance of a
Christmas Crib on the Court House steps in Carlow town. On a national scale
Shaw and his wife donated funds and legacies (worth millions today) to various
projects in Ireland (the Irish National Gallery being a major recipient).
One of the houses he donated during his lifetime was the premises in Dublin
Street, for use as educational / training facility for the youth of Carlow.
For many years, the Technical School was housed on the premises and it later
housed the Carlow County Library. A plaque by his aunt's house on Tullow
Street describes Shaw as a "self-styled world betterer".
He was, after all, the man who said all this "struggling and striving"
to make the world a better place was well and good but then pointed out
that "struggling and striving" is the wrong way to go about
anything at all.
Clubbing It
When it comes to getting jiggy after dark, Carlow Town rocks. Amazing as
it might seem to those who knew Carlow in the last century, Carlow Town
has become the clubbing capital of
well, Carlow County at any rate.
The leader of the pack is The Foundry, located in the mighty Dinn
Rhi (itself a wonderful looking pub-club that has evolved to be the focal
point of the entire town). On Friday through Sunday, The Foundry offers
three different floors, catering to the 3000 plus ravers, poppers and live
band devotees who, by the coachload, flock into town from as far away as
Dublin and Wexford. Other players are The Tower and Saints &
Sinners of which I know sweet nothing yet.
Siucra, Athy Road
Smells are amazing things for transporting one back to the mysterious freedom
of childhood. Musty old books. Chlorinated swimming pools. Fresh mown lawns.
And, for me, sugar beet. About 15 miles from my home stands Carlow's "Siucra"
Factory which has been churning up sugar beet since the 1950s. Napoleon
Bonaparte invented sugar beet. He invented sugar beet as a two-fingered
gesture to the English who, following his conquest of Spain, had barred
the export of sugar from the colonies to ze French Republic. A home grown
sugar beet industry meant the French didn't have to import sugar in order
to drink sweet café. Alas, they closed the factory down in 2005.
Another useless piece of trivia: Patrick and Emmet Bergin's father
worked here during the 1950s and 1960s. He was an actor himself and got
highly involved with the very first Eigse Arts Festivals. Emmet was a household
name in Ireland for many years, playing silver-tongued Dick Moran in Ireland's
long-running agri-soap "Glenroe". His brother Patrick had
his 15 minutes stalking Julia Roberts in "Sleeping With the Enemy"
before going head to head and losing against Kevin Costner in the summer
of 1990 when two huge Robin Hood movies were released at the same time.
If you wish to know more, try www.irish-sugar.ie
Sadlly the Siucra factory was closed down in 2006. Its fate is presently under consideration.
Braun
The great big murky green toaster shaped building you see approaching Carlow
from Dublin is a Braun manufacturing plant.
Carlow Brewing Company
Ireland is not yet famous for its micro-breweries. This is perhaps because
Guinness has a rather bullying habit of buying them out the second they
start looking like a threat. That said, the Carlow Brewing Company
has survived and prospered in its decade of existence. O'Hara's Stout. Molings.
Curim. They win awards at all the right shows and they are all very, very
drinkable.
Browne's Hill Dolmen
Built as a royal burial place some 5000 years ago, this massive granite
dolmen boasts the largest and most impressive capstone in Ireland at 100
tons. In fact, this is possibly the largest single manmade Neolithic formation
in Europe.
I know its entirely irrelevant but the Browne's Hill dolmen is the reason
why I became involved in "tourism". I was working for Carlow Tourism
one summer many years back, assembling information on local historical curiosities.
I particularly loved the dolmen, this mystical, inexplicable monument standing
on its own surrounded by disinterested cattle and yawning sheep. Then I
went away for a year. When I got back, the powers that be had stuck a pair
of ugly Bruscar litter bins beside the dolmen, fenced it off and hammered
a dreadful signboard depicting how life might have been for stone age dwellers
beside it. I realised that this country requires guidance and so, five years
later, I joined Trailblazer. Now I require guidance too.
As you walk to the dolmen, keep your eyes peeled for the famous "Carlow
Fencing"- granite posts, V-shaped at the top, with granite slabs laid
across, a common feature of the Carlow landscape in the 19th century.
Located 3km outside Carlow on the R726 Hacketstown Road.
Duckett's Grove
This majestic Gothic Revival ruin was originally home to the Duckett family,
prosperous landowners of Cromwellian stock. The house was built in the mid-Georgian
period but substantially modified and gothicized by Thomas Cobden into a
Gothic Revival Castle later on. William Duckett died in 1908 leaving
quarter of a million pounds which is roughly the equivalent to being able
to purchase four stealth bombers and a Black Hawk in the modern age. Alas
his widow Georgina Duckett became increasingly deranged and fearful
of a Catholic conspiracy to kill her. She fell out with her only child,
a daughter named Olive, who was then cut out of the will save for what was
known as The Angry Shilling. The IRA occupied the house in 1922,
after which it was sold to a conglomerate of local farmers. It burnt down
in 1933. In 2005, the demesne was purchased by Carlow County Council
who plan to stabilize the house restore the gardens and stables. Hurrah.
(Although the house really does make for a spectacular ruin).